Can We Guess Your Level Of Education Based On Your Sense Of Humor?

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Rate the joke: It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have five beers please!"

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor hands him the newborn immediately, and his wife asks, "Is it a boy or a girl?" He answers, "Yes."

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a cafe, revising his draft of "Being and Nothingness." He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk??

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

A programmer's wife tells him: ?Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.? The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Pavlov is sitting at a bar enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh*t, I forgot to feed the dog!"

Can We Guess Your Level Of Education Based On Your Sense Of Humor?
High School Graduate

Based on the jokes that you enjoyed, it seems pretty safe to say that you are a high school graduate. You enjoyed a number of the more sophisticated jokes, but also indulged in plenty of the silly ones. The important thing is, to remember to always keep that youthful joy that you obviously possess and keep on laughing! Did we nail it? Tell us in the comments!
College Graduate

We can tell you're a college grad! You understood and enjoyed many of the intellectual jokes that many others missed. You are sharp and bright, and ready to take on the world. But no matter what, never lose your wonderful sense of humor! Did we nail it? Tell us in the comments!
Masters Degree

You're one of the best and the brightest. You set your goals on a graduate degree and you pushed your way through. Your sense of humor is sophisticated and intellectual, and you never miss a beat. You don't need jokes explained to you. After all, if you can make it through grad school it's safe to say you've got a good head on your shoulders! Did we nail it? Tell us in the comments!
PhD

Wow! We have so much respect for the lofty goals that you've committed to! You made it through to the other end of an arduous and intense graduate school experience, and now you have that doctorate in your hand! Way to go! You understand the most sophisticated and intellectual jokes, that go over most people's heads. You are a clever one! Did we nail it? Tell us in the comments!

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