Rate the joke: It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Rate the joke.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have five beers please!"
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor hands him the newborn immediately, and his wife asks, "Is it a boy or a girl?" He answers, "Yes."
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a cafe, revising his draft of "Being and Nothingness." He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk??
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
A programmer's wife tells him: ?Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.? The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Pavlov is sitting at a bar enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh*t, I forgot to feed the dog!"
Share your Results: